OK, Graduation in 7 days, 12 hours. In order to do that I have to:
- Complete my write-up of an ESL class visit for ENG 586 (late)
- Turn in the other ENG 586 paper (late) even though I actually did it on time, just forgot to email it to myself and print it out
- Final ESL tutoring session for ENG 588
- Do final paper on ESL tutoring semester project (which I will have to turn in late because the session isn’t until the day after the paper is due)
- Take HUM 200 final
- Take POL 101 final
- Take ENG 588 final
- Look apologetic when I turn in my late work to my ENG 586 teacher (who happens to be the head of the English department)
- Return and exchange my graduation gown because even though I ordered it a size large, it’s actually a size (at least) small.
- Study for ENG 588 final
- Finish screencapping “The Trouble With Trillions” before the weekend.
- Send an email to my tutee asking for demographic information
- Get directions for my parents to go to my graduation
- Apply to, and obtain funding for, grad school
- get a haircut, hippie
- justify my existence on earth
- find out what it is I want with my life and take steps to get it
- Take it less personally when people casually mock and dismiss things you love on the internet
- get an electric toothbrush
- find out what the deal with homework is (you’re not working on your home)
- find out why we park on driveways but drive on parkways
- find out why black people flirt like this, but white people flirt like this
- find out if this guy knows what I’m talking about
- create a massively loved, internationally known character that can spawn a multi-billion dollar movie/merchandise industry
- do something with my life
- do everything with my life
- do something with your life, jerk, who are you to question me
- come on now, we’re all friends here. put down the knife
- well, you put down that broken beer bottle
- okay, okay, we’ve all said some words, maybe I’ve had a bit too—*coughs* *spits*—bit too much to
- I haven’t had any, for you see, this cup is empty
- then that means…
- yes! It was I who stole father’s brooch and sold it in Westsphere!
- that’s not possible! that’s not possible!
- Oh, isn’t it? Your first mistake was—
- I’m going to cut you off there, you dick
- let’s see, what else
- oh! I need to get some more A&W rootbeer. they only had mug last time, which is barely rootbeer. I only drink it under durress
- and island rhythms
- also probably sleep at some point
- oh, and finish up this rewatch of psych, I’m watching “High Top, Fade Out” right now
- and probably get some serious writing done. come on now, buddy boy
- maybe see iron man 3? Dunno, I’ll probably wait for that. Have the started fimling the second girl with the dragon tattoo movie yet?
- does the second hunger games come out this year? I think so. looking forward to it.
- I wonder what tarantino’s next movie is
- OK, I’m way off point here.
- Really, the only thing that I have to is:
- just make it through another goddamn day
- and I’m out
